According to eyewitness accounts, one mother was taking her six-month-old child for a harmless walk around the block when disaster struck. All four wheels of the stroller fell off at one time, leaving mother and child stranded in the middle of the street. Similar reports are pouring in from around the country. Apparently this defect occurred almost simultaneously.

Company spokesman, Mac Smackenzie, continually stated, "No comment." Other sources have reported that lawyers are trying to blame El Nino for this phenomenon.

Rollin’s company stock plummeted today on the market. Prices fell to $.39 a share. Employees are being released from contracts and production lines have stopped. Only a miracle could save this company now.